Nicole vs. Life
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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