You're completely useless in the revolution.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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