maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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