lets start a swedish sibling band together
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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