I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
please don't ironically join a cult
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