uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob