I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
false alarm. still invincible.
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon