i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.