It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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