i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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