problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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