a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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