Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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