even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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