Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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