Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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