It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
should my penis look like a turkey
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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