who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
