Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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