I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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