Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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