I'm going to jail i love you
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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