butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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