I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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