so that wasnt chicken after all
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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