I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia