Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?