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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.

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  21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  My dream of liquor pitchers came true

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?

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  23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.

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  I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen

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  summertime

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.

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