Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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