oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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