Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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