Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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