when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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