K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
