thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize