It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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