It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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