Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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