like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It was like giving head to a cactus.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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