can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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