I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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