Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The best revenge is premature balding
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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