Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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