the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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