i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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