brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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