She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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