oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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