she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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