So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Is it because I queefed?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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