Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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