Sponge bath it is.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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