I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i just had sex bonerless
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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