bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i think i just lost a toe
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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