So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
True strength comes from lack of pants
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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