fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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