You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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