glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So vagazzling was a success
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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