I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
