someone owes me an orgasm
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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